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camp mataponi

A place where people are happy all the time. You walk in with a smile on your face and leave with the saddest goodbyes at 4am when the FL bus leaves. You end up creating these bonds of a lifetime with the most incredible girls you will ever meet. The food is incredible everyday. It's a place where the girls skip ropes to sit at the rondi’s and face the lake talking about everything and anything. The 7 year olds get jappier and jappier every summer and have 600 dollar shoes for there play dates with the boys and the seniors think it’s ok to cut everyone in lines. Camp Mataponi is the best place by far and summers without it would never be the same.
“hey do you go to camp mataponi??”

Of course who doesn’t!!”
by camp mataponi November 22, 2018
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mantastically sexalicious

Not only to have a 10 on the Worcester Manometer, but also to have a physical resemblance of the gods, AKA to be so sexy that women and gay men just cannot help but want you, even without seeing you, just by feeling your presence (such as Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Sean Faris, John Adam, and NOTTTTT!!! Charles Lindbergh)
Betsy: Is Charles Lindbergh sexy?
Claire: Hmmm, well he is cute, but he's definitely not mantastically sexalicious. You would have to be aboslutely insane to think he was THAT good looking.
Betsy: Let's check the Worcester Manometer!
Claire: Okay!
(check Worcester Manometer)
Betsy: He came up as a 5?
Claire: Hmmm, well I guess he really ISN'T good looking...

(At a party...)
Candy: OMG! This party is so much fun!
Cookie: Yeah it is... (suddenly very alert, Cookie has stopped dancing and puts her hand slowly on Candy's shoulder) I've just cum. Is there someone at the door.
(They both whip around to see that Sean Faris has just entered. Upon realizing what has happened, they are both overcome by the strength of his sexiness and are unable to maintain conciousness, fainting in the middle of the room).
Father: (apparently slightly dizzy, speaking to Sean Faris) You're lucky I'm not gay, otherwise I wouldn't be able to handle that you are so mantastically sexalicious.
by Bobby X. June 2, 2008
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Mannap

When a female takes a man away to an undisclosed location without prior knowledge of the destination.
Ooo, you are sooo fine! I just wanna mannap you.
by Anonymous1110000 February 18, 2009
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Manaphile

someone who goes after older men/ women. SOmeone who has intrest in older people. Someone who is attracted to someone who is older
you like Mr. Shavern**?! your only14 and he's like 55 MANAPHILE

** Made Up name.... if it is real we're sorry
by shashashakk May 4, 2010
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mantrap

A mantrap, in modern world, means a small room that is encased or made-of metal, and contains two or more doors. The principal rule is that both doors cannot be open at the same time.

If a person needs to access a facility, he must access it through a mantrap. He might use a keycard to open the first door, then enter the mantrap and close the door behind him, and only then he can enter his personal PIN (for an example, could be biometric as well) which, if entered correctly, will open the second door.

Failure to enter the PIN code, or trying to force either of the doors open, will trigger an alarm. An intercom system will be activated, and an announcer will notify that a guard-team has been dispatched to clear the solution, and apprehend the suspect to the police.

Such "boxes" usually also contain tailgate-prevention technologies, so that only one person can enter at a time.

In history, mantraps could also cause deadly forces at the intruder, possibly by using a sleeping-gas, impaling spikes or emitting a high-energy noise. Such are illegal today.

Mantraps are very scary to the people who rarely use them. The smell, the sounds... And when you enter a mantrap, the silence is somewhat disturbing. There's a set amount of time in which you need to enter your code, or an alarm will be triggered. This could be 10 seconds or less.

Most advanced mantraps enforce tailgating-prevention by taking it to the next level, with pressure-sensitive plates on the floor. What this means is that when you show your keycard at the first door, the mantrap recognises who you are, and fetches your last weight from the databases. When you enter the mantrap, the pressure sensitive plates at the floor will measure your weight, and if it's too far off from the last weight, it'll trigger an alarm. This effectively prevents two people from going in together, but if you're carrying something heavy, you cannot pass.

Metal detectors can also be included, so that if you carry ANYTHING metal, the second door won't open. A guard-team is dispatched to investigate what you are carrying in or out.
The main hacker in the movie Sneakers ('92) went through a mantrap with two fortified glass doors. The second door was opened by speaking a displayed message and using a keycard. The message was: "Hi. My name is XXXXXX. My voice is my passport. Please verify me."
by Finn-Nerd December 14, 2008
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mantana

Mantana is an internet gang comprised of losers and rejects who back pat each other to look cool. They say things just to be offensive and outrageous, but mostly come off looking like douches.

They can be found on MySpace and Facebook trying to maintain any semblance of relevance.
Hey, did you see what Mantana said about Haiti? Yeah those little jerk offs always have something stupid to say.
by CarlCannabis January 25, 2011
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Mantastic

A word used to describe something when fantastic just isnt manly enough.
Man 1: Dude I just bought 500 pounds of steak for the BBQ.

Man 2: Mantastic!
by Rotari November 10, 2009
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