Mango

A way of calling someone an idiot or a dumb-ass in a formal and funny way.

That dealer I talked to was such a mango, he didn't even have the right stuff...

by Nesqwik June 9, 2018

Mango

To be overly strong or have the strength of 10 men. The hulk without the Green skin tone, superman without the flight, literally can have the whole world in his hands.

That little boy is trapped under the bus...can you lift it? No what do you think I am, Mango?

by LarryDSSS July 14, 2006

Mango

Someone of Gypsy or Afro-American origin; see mangal;

"Git lost Mango, before I kick ya' ass"

by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

mango

That one thing that everyone wants

Person 1:Man, I really want the Cubs to win the world series....

Person 2:That would be my mango!!

by anythingyouwantmetobe February 22, 2011

mango

a law enforcement officer that used to be an exotic dancer

"I can't believe they let that Mango use handcuffs; he used to be an exotic dancer."

by elaynah December 10, 2003

mango

A very popular word in Bulgaria, mango refers to the stinky stealing gypsies, who have more than 10 children by the age of 25,have showered less than 10 times by the age of 25, listen to the cheesy music, defined as "chalga"

That f**kin bastard who stole my bike from my balcony on the 3rd floor of a block of flats.

by que3n0fdrama April 8, 2005

Mango

An adjective used to describe something as massive or huge.

1. I'm mango excited for the summer!
2. Whoa did you see that woman?? She's mango!

by Tolands July 5, 2011