manatee

The remnants of a good tub and rub, floating around in the water like its gentle name-sake

Dude, I'm a little disturbed by all the manatees in your tub

by Sleezybeans January 14, 2017

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Manatee

A thick sea cow

I like thick sea cows also known as Manatees.

by Save the armadillos October 27, 2019

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Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

by wplemony October 22, 2023

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manatee

what cameron thought tas was for four years… an UGLY SLOTH.

you were a manatee now you’re a mermaid

by imsohqppy December 28, 2023

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A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.

I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!

by HoldingForth February 1, 2024

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