sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass

My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere

by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016

o'loofah

1. The sponge that one uses in an attempt to wash away the stench created by spousal abuse.
2. The attitude of the privileged yet twisted who get pleasure from killing while professing to be pro-life.

1. Bill scrubbed himself so hard with the o'loofah that his bath water turned pink.
2. O'loofah and looking down his nose as he passed the soup kitchen, Bill paced in silence until the church doors opened.

by Souljouner March 28, 2017

Loophole

The act of tearing a hole through a woman's belly button with your dominant hand during sex and jerking off your dick that is in her vaginal cavity. It's easier on MILF with past Cesarean section surgery's as scars are easier to rip open once again.

Alston was Ball's deep in Autumn last week. After an hour and a half, It just wasn't enough so he decided to do the loophole. Came after five minutes. Best sex ever!

by Awesome sauce 69 June 16, 2018

Loophole

A door with a glowing red exit sign.

Person 1: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (gossip)... What are you looking at? I'm over here.

Person 2: Oh, just looking for loopholes.

by unstoppable! April 8, 2013

Lootah

Its a word for when you get a lot of loot in a game.

Man, that boss gave me Lootah

by Mymainmanisaboss July 9, 2017

loophole

In several 12-step fellowships, it is generally looked down upon and discouraged (not by everyone) to sleep with someone under a year clean, especially if you have over a year clean. The loophole refers to catching the "newcomer" before he/she even gets clean, therefore providing a valid excuse for the incident(s) to be perfectly moral and justified.

Yo man, I'm thinking about trying to fuck Sheila, she's only got like 37 days though..." --"Definitely do it, who gives a shit what people say, that's 37 days too many in my opinion. I just fucked a girl who had zero days a few nights ago, real talk." "Word, that's awesome - you found the loophole.

by pure insistence April 3, 2011

poophole loophole

When children use the need to go to the bathroom and make a deuce as an irrefutable excuse to get out of bed at night.

"We were all set for an 8pm bedtime, but both kids used the poophole loophole, so it was more like 9:30."

by DingDongP September 8, 2011