Explosive Lightbulb

To Cum in a lightbulb light it on fire and throw it at a doorstep

Omg Pedro, Can u believe that i just totally legit Explosive lightbulbed that house i heard a retard lived there HAHA

by TittyRunz July 31, 2011

lightbulbs

i like lightbulbs. therefore i like homebase as they sell light bulbs. go to homebase!

The dust collects on light bulbs,Whatever shall we do?
I tried to clean it with a duster,
But it turned to sticky goo.

The light used to shine so brightly,
But now it’s gone away.
It seems as though the darkness,
Is here to always to stay.

What happened to my light bulb?
It used to shine so bright.
Now it’s always dark here,
What happened to the light?
The dust it is so dusty,
Believe me when I say,
Dust your light bulbs daily,
Or you will truly pay.

by lora December 21, 2004

lightbulb

An object often used in jokes.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Fish!

by dalziel_86 June 18, 2003

lightbulb

Noun.
Slang for a Crack-pipe. Mostly used by tennagers in Hawai'i, to throw off their parents and teachers to the fact they are Tweekers

Ed, bring your lightbulb tonite, Brock's got some good shit.

by mailmanjoe August 8, 2005

lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016

lightbulbman

He is a lightbulb but as a man and when he see's pantsu he gets "turned on" get it

he is a lightbulb thats a man and he gets turned on by pantsu and he is called LIGHTBULBMAN

by Veazel January 8, 2018

Lightbulb Spectacular

The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.

“Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking Lightbulb Spectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”

by goliathancient July 26, 2018