A method of writing in which an insecure attention whore tries to make it seem as though they care about the person to whom they're writing the letter when really they're just trying to draw attention to themselves.
"I'd send a closed letter, but I'm an attention whore so I'm sending an open letter. Fame through someone else, here I come!"
by SomeoneInformed October 16, 2013
by Vertical Not Horizontal March 29, 2004
A completely pointless letter that we add to words because we like to make things as comlicated as hell for foreigners.
It's not kanife you twit, it's knife. The K is what we call a silent letter. I advise you just stay silent as well.
"What does tahooghot mean?"
"The word is thought you moron. I tahooghot you were smart enough to know what a silent letter was."
"What does tahooghot mean?"
"The word is thought you moron. I tahooghot you were smart enough to know what a silent letter was."
by cold ice October 20, 2009
to place a letter in a post-box, preferrably with the envelope already franked/stamped and addressed
by Starbrick April 15, 2009
by Juleofdnile May 08, 2021
In 1894 a girl named Mary went to the store. When she got there she was kidnapped and then raped to death by 9 men. Now if don't post it on to 5 other definitions, she will come to your room with glowing red eyes and kill you.
by All user names unavaliable June 09, 2007
by Britainy February 15, 2005