lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018

lanky steak

A descent at fortnite, he's favorite skin is the drift.
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OMG, HE IS SO AVERAGE AT FORTNITE!!! I WANNA BE A lanky steak.

by asArc July 14, 2018

Lanky Larry

An individual with lots of money and cars, also can be used to refer to a male that attracts a lot of females

Oi lanky Larry how you doing
Bro he’s lanky Larry

by Xbffgb July 28, 2018

lanky

tall bloke with low IQ

Mike is such a lanky.

by xyz8714 August 14, 2018

Lanky

A skinny kid, usually tall and runs with a long stride and has inevitably bouncy hair

Person: “oh hey look at that kid over there, he’s so lanky !”

Me: “ I know , his hair looks like sphagetti”

by I hate choosing usernames January 29, 2019

big dumb lanky idiot

The hottest and D A N K E S T person ever.

I wanna be a big dumb lanky idiot.

by its olive May 31, 2018

Lanky Flakes

The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!

Lanky Flakes is good cereal!

by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017