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Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.
It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!
by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022
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Khalifa moment

Khalifa moment is a genetic disorder where a person uses his phone over the normal limit
Bro why are you using your phone this much ohh wait your diagnosed with Khalifa moment.
by Toto the lobo January 11, 2022
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S Khalifa

Someone who hasent yet figured out their gender.
Goes by every pronoun you can think of and is very hostile.
Person: Hello!

S Khalifa: You ugly fat cunt SHUT YOUR MOUTH, at the end of the day you a ugly FAT bitch JASMINE, your family gatherings look like a box full of MALTESERS you fucking DARK CHOCOLATE BITCH.
by Hooverhead March 16, 2022
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Burj khalifa style

A gay/bisexual position where a man is on a man on a ................. on a man/woman ,penetration is required only 5 people max if the bottom is really buff otherwise then can lay on their sides
Emily:I have called some people over
James: why
Emily: you'll see

James:I hear a knock

James: what is it what do you want

The 3 guys burst in and rip James and Emily's clothes off
James:what are they doing
Emily:Burj khalifa style
James was secretly horny so he put his dick in Emily but he fell into the trap.the first guy pushed them flat onto the bed and leaped onto James pressing hard on him he got cum pumped into him by the second guy who had a BBC and the third guy diddled the second guy.

James:it so good go harder

They were like this for 1 hour and then they cuddled and after that James and Emily sleeping on the first and second guys respectively and with the first and second's dicks in them respectively.
by L000 December 6, 2025
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Khalifa

Where has Khalifa been

He has be living life
by Benny 999 November 23, 2021
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Mia Khalifa

Ugly, nerdy looking Caucasian colonizer.

Has a hooked nose, ugly face, big boned and fat body.

Went to an international school in the Middle East; ended up doing porn in the US and getting fucked by black people.
Mia Khalifa is ugly and fat. She looks like Amy from Big Bang Theory.
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The Burj Khalifa

when one climbs on top of the other on tip-toes and the one at the bottom performs oral sex on the person on top. The taller the height of both people combined, the better! Hence the connection between the tallest building in the world
Jesse and Pete had the burj khalifa last night but Jesse accidentally fell off and had to be sent to the hospital
by Tacky069 August 16, 2024
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