by j March 14, 2005

the opposite of cool. used usually to describe a person or their actions. Usually said to a freind when someone does something kewl, so the kewl person thinks you're calling them cool, when really they are just kidding themselves. Kewl is sometimes said the way it is spelled out as K-E-W-L.
by Gnarly Gnate Mcgnar March 21, 2008

1. An extremely bland and narcissistic way to say the word "cool" with all the enthusiasm deflated out of it. In effect, the negation of all those brats in commercials that say, "COOL!" to a pair of sneakers, hot pockets, or quaker oat bars.
2. An inside joke or commentary that can be used directly, yet secretly, to someone truly despised.
3. A descriptive term used to define something that has a decidedly thirteen-year-old, teeny-bopper quality.
2. An inside joke or commentary that can be used directly, yet secretly, to someone truly despised.
3. A descriptive term used to define something that has a decidedly thirteen-year-old, teeny-bopper quality.
1. mommy- "Honey, me and your white trash daddy who beats me up all the time are gonna get together and have another baby."
son- "kewl."
2. "Wow, jackson! You are so kewl!"
3. "OMG, Tiger Beat magazine is so fucking kewl!"
son- "kewl."
2. "Wow, jackson! You are so kewl!"
3. "OMG, Tiger Beat magazine is so fucking kewl!"
by Mr. ES August 21, 2009

by bekstaaa May 4, 2011

by kickace August 18, 2005

In fact originating in the Swedish word of "kul", pronounced in Swedish just like the spelling of "kewl". Kul meaning funny, awesome or cool.
by Encore1Fois August 25, 2013

by Dave Chappelle Nigga December 28, 2005
