kewl

The aggravating way of pronouncing 'cool'. Used by the weed smokin idiotic gay bang gang members.
gbgm1:you are lookin kewl in that dress!

gbgm2:Lets bang the kewl way then!
by j March 14, 2005
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kewl

the opposite of cool. used usually to describe a person or their actions. Usually said to a freind when someone does something kewl, so the kewl person thinks you're calling them cool, when really they are just kidding themselves. Kewl is sometimes said the way it is spelled out as K-E-W-L.
by Gnarly Gnate Mcgnar March 21, 2008
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Kewl

1. An extremely bland and narcissistic way to say the word "cool" with all the enthusiasm deflated out of it. In effect, the negation of all those brats in commercials that say, "COOL!" to a pair of sneakers, hot pockets, or quaker oat bars.

2. An inside joke or commentary that can be used directly, yet secretly, to someone truly despised.

3. A descriptive term used to define something that has a decidedly thirteen-year-old, teeny-bopper quality.
1. mommy- "Honey, me and your white trash daddy who beats me up all the time are gonna get together and have another baby."

son- "kewl."

2. "Wow, jackson! You are so kewl!"

3. "OMG, Tiger Beat magazine is so fucking kewl!"
by Mr. ES August 21, 2009
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kewl

Monstaaa, RS, Alix are pretty kewl its legit. Play wit it, bro.
by bekstaaa May 4, 2011
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kewl

every a0l whore's favorite spelling crap...
AOLguy: OMGF THIS IS HAX0RZ!!! KEWL!!!!!
Me:must get...shotgun...and k33l...this....freak....
by kickace August 18, 2005
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kewl

In fact originating in the Swedish word of "kul", pronounced in Swedish just like the spelling of "kewl". Kul meaning funny, awesome or cool.
That was a kewl Swedish expression indeed!
by Encore1Fois August 25, 2013
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kewl

a nigga word for the powhitrash word cool
that pool had kewl water i was freezing nigga
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by Dave Chappelle Nigga December 28, 2005
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