Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016

Kale Daddy

Like a sugar daddy but YOU pay the kale daddy to be your daddy.

My kale daddy asked me to send a pic of me covered in salad leaves

by Nova the Nov August 18, 2018

Kale Juice

A phrase used to trick someone into saying “kill jews” in a similar manner as something such as “Nick Gurrs”

Did you hear? I tricked that OddKast moron yesterday into saying kill Jews by following him with my account named “Kale Juice”

by returnoftheaxis October 1, 2021

Alternative Kale

Bacon

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

by Les1077 June 20, 2018

Kale Daddy

A sugar daddy for urban girls that cannot regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snack

I need a kale daddy to buy me this kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!

by Davlib July 4, 2016

kale penis

it’s just a cuss word you use when something doesn’t go your way.

friend: hey careful man you might drop that

you: *drops it* oh kale penis

by lmaowtf November 30, 2019

Kale Bail

When one is eating vegan food with a friend and forgets money. The other friend then helps or bails them out.

"Molly Hawkey totally Kale Bailed me when I forgot my wallet at Cafe Gratitude. She is such a nice lady." - Genevieve Jones.

by Morgan Spurlock January 8, 2012