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juke

Common slang in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

a lower-class white person who has indoor furniture (typically a recliner) on their front porch that they commonly use for ~12 hours a day to oversee the neighborhood happenings. They are usually old, with poor hygiene, smoking cheap cigarettes, drinking cheap beer and/or bottom shelf liquor, and residing in Nanticoke.
My Uncle Jeb's such a juke. He got so wasted on Lionshead last week, he pissed the la-z-boy on his porch and chased kids off his lawn with a shotgun.
by mayorleighton April 24, 2011
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juke

For those who don't/can't dance, but move to da beat. You can also get in someones face when doing this; boogie; body rockin'; leanin' wit it; head nodding/bopping;
by Big URBAN July 21, 2006
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double dick gay juke

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.
guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked
by raph852 December 16, 2008
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kick the jukebox

The response you utter to a friend when a song comes on the radio/itunes/ipod/etc. that reminds you of an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and the painful breakup you suffered through with them.
"Lu, kick the jukebox, this song reminds me of my ex..."
by Mary Low July 3, 2008
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Jukes

To go rob and indivual on the street
"son we about to catch a jukes"
by jayroc87 September 8, 2009
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nissan juke

A car by Japanese manufacturer Nissan. A cheap SUV with a tiny engine which is very over worked with producing 190BHP. Its design is very peculiar and asymmetric which probably gave its name. Instead of being called the Nissan PUKE, they decided to give it a more market friendly name such as the Nissan JUKE.
Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?

Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.
by XXMetodZ November 9, 2010
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jumex

A contraction of "Jewish Mexican" which is also conveniently the name of a company which produces fruit and nectar drinks.
"Jumex? What the hell is that? A Mexican guy named 'Carlos Goldstein?'"
by Ted Isog May 2, 2005
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