Joaquin GM

Joaquin GM is a guy who mostly is tend to like pokemon go and arnold schweinzer-

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pokemon a game a joaquin GM is tend to like

by Marcelo Elizondo August 7, 2017

Joaquin

a decent looking almond head ass

Joaquin looks better today😄

by BADUDUSY2828282 October 11, 2021

Joaquin

Joaquin is absolutely amazing. Period, end of story. :)

That kid's name is Joaquin? Thats huge.

by xYourGirlForeverx September 15, 2021

Joaquin

A fucking cunt of a man who is as skinny is a stick and lit doesn't have any friends. His dick is 2 inches and he's barely 3 feet tall. His ego is larger than his bank account. He's hella ugly but thinks he's special cuz a hottie chose him. Lit a douchebag and likes bodyshaming his exes. Deserves to die in the deepest pits of hell. Is a walking red flag who's bestie is a girl... EW. His parents are fucking ugly, just like his personality. FUCKING CUNT.

Joaquin has a micropenis

by iloveme24893250 December 18, 2023

Joaquin

This man looks like McLovin from the superbad movie. This man got a perm because he’s lived with a bowl cut his entire life. Bro gets 3 Arizona watermelon ice tea’s every day.

Person 1: OMG IS THAT MCLOVIN FROM SUPERBAD
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.

by B3nz_ February 14, 2024

jazzy joaquin

well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.

i gave lauren the best jazzy joaquin last night she hasnt woken up yet.

by benito1234 October 28, 2007

Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.

#1
John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

#2
Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.

by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011