The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food
by Big J-man August 28, 2021
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by Bible thumper 6.66 April 09, 2017
A Jakob is a gangster who his very mean, A Jakob punches his friends for no reason. He also gets pissed of at stupid shit. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you call him a Eugene because it always looks like he is gonna shoot up the school. A Jakob usually calls his friends gay and calls them hoes. And their dads abuse them. He will never get a girlfriend because he always likes to touch their butt.
by Logan g 2323 May 22, 2019
A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.
by oh_behave November 22, 2022
This is the worlds best couple and they can never be separated. These two people should get married.
by Mr.carrot November 20, 2022