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"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"

"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."
by NiggerMauler23 March 20, 2022
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Jacksonville, alabama

A city in northeast Alabama full of crooked cops and obnoxious college kids.
Jacksonville, Alabama would be a nice place to live if the cops would fuck off and do something productive.
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Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.
by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014
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Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej January 31, 2011
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When you and a partner (both unvaccinated) fall ill with COVID-19, losing taste, and then proceed to ingest large quantities of laxatives and continuously eat each other’s asses.
When Davis lost his taste to COVID, he decided the Jacksonville Superspreader Conveyor Belt would fix his appetite.
by User42069314 August 14, 2021
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Jacksonville Cheese Pull

(noun)
The act of having intercourse in the doggy-style position and finishing in your hand, then you smack your partner on the buttocks.

Named because when you pull your hand back, it resembles a cheese pull from any of your favorite cheesy dishes.
"She told me not to get her pregnant, so I had to pull out and give her the Jacksonville Cheese Pull"
by Garchomp808 December 14, 2024
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Jacksonville Spaghetti

When a male eats a tub of Play- Doh, squats over a females mouth, puts a Play- Doh spaghetti strainer over his butthole, and shits into the females mouth
Dude, my girlfriend wouldn’t stop telling me she was hungry, so I gave her some of my homemade Jacksonville Spaghetti.
by Under table rim jobs November 17, 2017
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