Jack In The Box

my first love

Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*

by Alexwastakenwastaken July 9, 2024

Rusty Jack in the box

An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.

Is that Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders? Either way, it is a Rusty Jack in the box.

by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023

Jack in the box

A nightmare fuel. Kid friendly version of a jumpscare

Person 1: Hey remember Jack in the box?

Person 2: Yeah THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIFYING!

by Attention_tobirds12 August 20, 2023

Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.

Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean

by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024

jack in the box

When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.

“Did you hear about Jared? The teacher caught him pulling a jack in the box during the lecture!”

by anonymous March 29, 2024

The “Jack in the Box”

This is when you insert your wonka into your companions chocolate starfish as it is soft, as and time goes on like a jack in the box, suspension builds until you reach your full potential and jump scare said companion.

I did The “Jack in the box”

by Big bad boyler. February 1, 2026