Joseph says silly shit to you sometimes like “I’m gonna get you” (with this best frown face on) or hides under your bed in a Michael Myers mask on, but secretly you know he’s a gd teddy bear. To this friends at least.
Joseph = spicy Teddy bear
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❤ A caring and sweet person. They are very loveable. If you cry near them, the will allow you to cry on their shoulders, regardless of gender. They can be mean to people who they do not know, especially online. ❤
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Although, Josephs can be conceited they can also be passionate and ambitious, but they tend to rely on others to help them reach their goals. They also have intense mindsets, but Josephs tend to speak their thoughts while still brooding. This sometimes causes them to be severely blunt and sometimes crude to others.
In closing, Josephs can be boastful, slow, and conceited, but what they lack they make up for with their generosity and passion. So, next time you meet a Joseph be patient with him, because at first he’ll seem like a jerk, but slowly and steadily he’ll turn out to be the best of friend you could ever hope to have.
Although, Josephs can be conceited they can also be passionate and ambitious, but they tend to rely on others to help them reach their goals. They also have intense mindsets, but Josephs tend to speak their thoughts while still brooding. This sometimes causes them to be severely blunt and sometimes crude to others.
In closing, Josephs can be boastful, slow, and conceited, but what they lack they make up for with their generosity and passion. So, next time you meet a Joseph be patient with him, because at first he’ll seem like a jerk, but slowly and steadily he’ll turn out to be the best of friend you could ever hope to have.
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