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jensen (Verb irregular German)

The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).
German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".
by bornsnyder August 21, 2025
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Jensen

A pretty, smart, beautiful, amazing, absolutely stunning, funny, fun, lovely, beautiful, fantastic, lovely, beautiful girl.

Her moms name is shaena and she’s incredibly rude
Omg see that hot beautiful amazing smart beautiful funny girl over there? Her name must be jensen!
by JEEEEEEEEEZ October 1, 2021
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Jensen

Really smart and handsome guy, better than everyone else, could and would beat you in a wrestling match
“Omg, look it’s Jensen!”
I can’t beat Jensen in a wrestling match!”
by Random Dude/Guy/Boy February 25, 2022
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Pulling a Jensen

Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up
"Dude quit throwing shit at people your pulling a Jensen"
by Koolaidinthemouth November 2, 2011
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Mikkel ellegaard jensen

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.
OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen
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Jensen Dagget

The Main Star of Friday the 13th part VIII Jason Takes Manhatten lives in California
Wow My favorite movie in the Friday The 13th Trilogy stars Jensen Dagget
by RobbieRottenxd January 5, 2017
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Evie Jensen

Evie Jensen is a female that is (as insiders say) working in her own album at the moment and has a podcast with her friend ‘Lucy’.
Wow have you seen her Instagram post?
Who?
Evie Jensen
by Eves_101 February 28, 2021
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