Ninjaculated

Ejaculating secretly in a public place with no one noticing

dude, my friend just totally told me that he Ninjaculated in his classroom. What do you think the teacher's gonna think when she finds out?

by -MV- November 25, 2010

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Immaculate monetization

Money whose source may not be questioned.

Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.

by ethermeme January 7, 2011

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immaculate data services

A young individual selling All network data exclusive to Nigerian only

Buy your data from Immaculate data services

by Ayobamiii February 5, 2020

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Indoculate

Over abundance of material put forward to the people to emphasize particular narrative or ideology.

We are being indoculated about the safety of the COVID 19 experimental vaccines.

by Dr. Ouibesh March 19, 2021

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immaculate ejection

An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.

Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."

Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."

by WhoDaThought? April 21, 2021

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immaculate exception

some one who the normal rules don't apply to; Jesse Mack Gore II Esquire; someone who has the ability to have the most irregular situations work out to their benefit; also someone who has to suffer the most outrageous negative situations that shouldn't be humanly possible

Thats some Immaculate Exception shit right there.

by Jscmack November 5, 2022

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