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Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023
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Horton hears a snitch

The domestically abused brother of Horton from the popular Dr. Suess book "Horton hears the who". He was arrested for the murder of their abusive father. 3 days later Horton notified the police, and the brother was arrested at 4:32 am on December 11 of 2017. Ever since that day the brother hates snitches
When Horton hears a snitch a bitch about to be shot
by Defult dan the meme man December 9, 2018
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HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.

PAUL WELLER WAS SHOCKED FROM BEHIND IN A FAMILY FILM CALLED HORTON HEARS A WHO!
PAUL WELLER FROM HORTON HEARS A WHO!

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gary: hey frank black of pixies!, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

frank black of pixies: OH HI GARY!, I FEEL LIKE HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.!.
by Andy the shed August 15, 2022
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Horton

A fat ass elephant no one likes named Horton
Horton- IM FAT AND UGLY
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Max horton

Max Horton is a very kind boy, someone who u can trust, someone u can rely on, max has been my best friend for only a few weeks but he’s the best choice I ever made.
Person 1: have u heard of max Horton

Person 2: yes, he saved my life
by Thatgirla23 January 31, 2021
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ladue Horton Watkins high

Actually best school is Missouri
Better than Marquette

Much better than Clayton

Educates your children the CORRECT way
Ladue Horton Watkins High is the best.
by Poopymonkeybaby December 22, 2024
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Singh Hortons

a nickname for the Canadian Donut Chain Tim Hortons due to Many Indians that work there
they messed up my order at Singh Hortons because of the Indians that work there
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025
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