Giant Cock and Balls
by Please don’t remember September 28, 2021
The nicest boy you will ever meet. Mark is so sweet all of the time and will never let you down. He is smart, has the cutest dimples, everrrr 😍, and looks super good in a collared shirt 😏 ! Idk what you would do without him because he is the best friend that you could ever have.
by dontstalkmepleasethanks May 13, 2015
The frustrating experience of creating a new password and then forgetting it almost immediately, often before even using it.
"I just set up my new email account, but thanks to The Horton Password Paradox, I can't remember the password I created five minutes ago."
by Grafikdezeyener February 23, 2025
Tim Hortons is basically the Dublin donuts of Canada but way better. They have breakfast and lunch foods. They have drinks, donuts bagels, and way more. Not your average coffee shop ☕️ best coffe in Canada. Most a Canadians shorten it to timmies.
by CanadaFax June 08, 2020
by thecanadiandud January 13, 2025
by 1Shot Duke January 04, 2025
When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.
Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me
by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024