Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025

Hungarian horseshoe

A Hungarian horseshoe is an act where one gets mid-erect and inserts own penis into own butt then pleasures himself.

You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to give myself a Hungarian horseshoe and watch.

by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones January 19, 2024

horseshoe commie

Someone who has gone so far right that they've fallen off the deep end into anti-Americanism and support places like China or Russia instead.

I see Tucker Carlson has become a horseshoe commie.

by Dweenius May 29, 2024

hungarian horseshoe

The act of using a semi hard erection to penetrate one's own ass, then getting fully erect when inserted.

You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to go give myself a Hungarian horseshoe in the corner and watch.

by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones March 7, 2024

Horseshoe flap

The horseshoe shaped flap of skin between really big tits that cause the skin to pull downward in a horseshoe shape - young or old

I totally hooked up with a chick that had the horseshoe flap between her tits.

by Hooters19 January 29, 2019

dirty horseshoe sandwich

A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.

Tommy and Kelly had to take a shower after a dirty horseshoe sandwich with Tommy's BB buddies.

by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017

The Horseshoe

With a semi erect penis fold the penis in half long ways and attempt to penetrate female vagina for double the pleasure.
Will not work if fully erect.

As soon as he performed the Horseshoe we heard a loud scream from the bedroom.

by Crimmdaddy April 23, 2018