A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.
Often referred to as a great column
Often referred to as a great column
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"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."
"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"
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