The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.
Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
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A shot was born from the conversations of Al, John and Norm and created by the hands of Tatiana
Ingredients:
-2oz of Green Apple Vodka
-1oz Peach Schnapps
-1oz Malibu Rum
-Splash of Golden Pear
-Splash of Soda Water
Mix contents in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Serves 4 to 6 people.
A shot was born from the conversations of Al, John and Norm and created by the hands of Tatiana
Ingredients:
-2oz of Green Apple Vodka
-1oz Peach Schnapps
-1oz Malibu Rum
-Splash of Golden Pear
-Splash of Soda Water
Mix contents in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Serves 4 to 6 people.
by John Kairis June 13, 2022
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by BrysonHas0Bitches June 21, 2022
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Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019
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“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.
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