by Chadjohnson March 14, 2021
Get the Honeymoonedmug. Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.
We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!
by adzy88 July 19, 2018
Get the Bloody honeymoonmug. The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.
Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024
Get the Honeymoon Cocktailmug. person A: its so hard being stuck in my honeymoon phase, i just cant lose the rest of this weight
person B: L, that sucks for you
person B: L, that sucks for you
by sennmiluvtoyaneyluhavorr April 18, 2024
Get the honeymoon phasemug. After another successful stint in rehab, Chris Farley celebrated his rehab honeymoon with a spoon and a lighter.
by Definitioninator February 24, 2021
Get the rehab honeymoonmug. "In school they told us in class that everybody wood be nice to President Trump in the first 100 days."
"My teacher said that that's the Trump Honeymoon. A honeymoon is like the last time your parents weren't fighting."
"My teacher said that that's the Trump Honeymoon. A honeymoon is like the last time your parents weren't fighting."
by yes juanito yes December 8, 2016
Get the Trump Honeymoonmug.