Cracking Your Homeboy

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.

Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?

by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025

homeboy

can be meant in a sarcastic way

Two boys who never met before at a car meet:
boy 1: look at that lamborghini

boy 2: that’s a bugatti homeboy

by littytittylilly February 12, 2021