Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top

Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

by heynow_1 April 29, 2007

hershey highway hitchhiker

Gay man who likes to be the pitcher when having anal sex. He hops on board the hershey highway for a little ride.....

That guy is a freakin' hershey highway hitchhiker....

by JFKBMB January 13, 2007

Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down

Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list

by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017

Song hitchhiked

When one person is singing or humming a tune and then another person starts singing as well without invitation.

I was just singing by myself and then you just song hitchhiked me!

by Photofreek18 January 05, 2020

Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

by LigmaSawconNigga August 28, 2022

Angry Hitchhiker

When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away

When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker

by The International Meatpickle November 21, 2018

The Hitchhiker

Thoughts in time and out of season

The Hitchhiker

Stood by the side of the road

And leveled his thumb

In the calm calculus of reason

Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.

I was out on the desert for awhile

Yeah. in the middle of it

Right

Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem

When I was out on the desert, ya know

I don't know how to tell you

But, uh, I killed somebody

(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know

I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah

This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble

And I just couldn't take it, ya know

And I wasted him

Yeah

The Hitchhiker

by Death Menace May 02, 2023