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Work Hermit

A person who only leaves the safety of their own home to go to a place of employment. These people leave their home solely for the purpose of going to work.
Peter: Yo Jim, wanna come for a drink?

Jim: No, i have to work in the morning.

Peter: Ya, but you're home now and you're always working. Just come grab a few with me and the guys.

Jim: No, i'll stay in and play WOW

Peter: You're such a work hermit. All you do is stay in or work!
by freakins September 1, 2011
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slutty hermit

Specifically in a residence hall, there are hermits who don't leave their rooms. A slutty hermit is a girl who has a lot of guys come into her room, but nobody ever sees the girl.
the girl down the hall is such a slutty hermit.
by dormgirl2122 October 21, 2010
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Hermit Dogg

A person of any age or gender who takes over a website chatroom, or forum in popularity. Most of the time they then leave and take over a new one.
That hermit dogg was my best friend, why did he leave?
by The All Knower December 29, 2004
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herman's hermits

a band like the beatles, only alot better.
herman's hermits rule.
by me September 23, 2004
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hermit

a hermit is usually related to a animal as a hermit crab. but this definition of hermit is when someone is on the computer or playstation for agers you can call them a hermit

Meaning: your a hermit crab and you havnt moved and you just sit there
Person1: i just killed "codlover1424"
Person2: HERMIT
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nothing else to be said.

--Jayden
by TurtleMuncher May 8, 2009
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dirt hermit

Equal to a pedophile or rapist. A lowlife, scumbag, fuckface, I hope you die, piece of shit motherfucker.
"I wouldn't give that piece of shit my used toilet paper. He's a fucking dirt hermit."
by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015
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Hermitical Haiku

Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.
Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"
by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016
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