Holler at Your Hebrew

When a Non-Jewish person needs a professional service from a Jewish person. Could be used by the acronym HAYH, or as the conjugation demands.

Spencer: I need your help, I know you're good at accounting. Could I call you later this week to look at my company's books?

Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.

PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.

by Mike109999 May 5, 2022

Hebrew Slave Day

A day of hard labor for mom digging holes, building fences and stacking wood without pay, but good fringe benefits; bbqs, boating, cabin weekends, bin fires, etc

Don’t forget Friday is Hebrew Slave Day, we are moving the back fence.

by Longshotlee April 1, 2024

Hebrewed beverage

What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".

If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

Black Hebrew Israelitism

A belief system and movement that combines elements of Judaism and Christianity while rejecting rabbinical authority and, in some groups, denying the role of Jesus in Christianity. It is often rooted in the conviction that its adherents are the true Israelites — the chosen people of an all-knowing, powerful God.

Some groups within Black Hebrew Israelitism emphasize strict biblical law while distancing themselves from mainstream Judaism and Christianity

by Israel D. September 20, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

hebrew half

When you break an item in half with the intention of sharing and you keep the larger half for yourself.

Girl I'm gon' get this hostess apple pie! I'll share, but I get the Hebrew half.

by Brogantac August 11, 2017

The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss

this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!

fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!

by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024