Milford Haven 

Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!

Milford Haven is not as bad as Pembroke Dock

Milford Haven by Hash BROON August 8, 2006

Hoagie Haven 

A small sandwich shop in the Village of Princeton, NJ. Specializes in making hot hoagie sandwiches that appeal to the palates of drunken Princeton University Students. Some of their famous sandwiches include the Big Cat, Heart Stop, Fat Lady and the Bloch. On any given weekend one can walk down Nassau St. to Hoagie Haven wasted and enter the small sandwich shop run by Hispanic men that love to listen to techno music. Rumor has it that it was Hoagie Haven's revolutionary sandwiches that the Czech rowing team feasted on that led them to their olympic gold medal in the 2004 Olympics.

Hey I'm pretty drunk and hungry, let's go to Hoagie Haven and grab a sandwich.

Hoagie Haven by Shirley Tilghman January 21, 2006

Hentai Haven 

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Hentai Haven May still live thanks to FAKKU

This is what is on there website now.

Good news!
We're teaming up with FAKKU to save HH!

UPDATE: The official URL is here at --------------------, Other sites claiming to be Hentai Haven or claim that we have moved are fake and could compromise your security.

UPDATE: The Twitter and Facebook pages have been restored. Follow us for updates.

More updates soon.

Hentai Haven by 1 Hit wonder December 28, 2018

hoody haven 

The largest anal gay sex group ever publicly released to the internet, this place is not for children. The owner is called h66dy and is the biggest gay sex enjoyer you can ever encounter.

Hey bro, did you see the last announcement in hoody haven?
Yeah holy shit, that was hilarious.

hoody haven by ErdemMg360 April 7, 2021

Germ Haven 

A germ haven is a public drinking fountain.

Don't go near the germ haven in Walmart no matter how dehydrated you are.

Germ Haven by Zoie Snow January 3, 2009

I haven't a fuck to give. 

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

I haven't a fuck to give. by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

Winter Haven 

1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.

2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.

3) Downtown Orlampa.

4) Snowbird central.

Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!

Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...


Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?

Person 2: Good question...


Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?

Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!


Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??

Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter Haven by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008