Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011

Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.

The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

du hast mesh

In German literlly means, " you hate me."

Also can be used to describe the sexual act of scat, which is poop sex.

I finally went du hast mesh on Deannas chest last night!

by Duhastmesher June 27, 2006

Wann hast du geburstag

The sickest and most lit song ever in all of existence

Wann hast du geburstag is pog

by GT3RSGOBRRRRR┌(・。・)┘ January 15, 2021

Wenn du Eier hast...

German saying for when you want to test someone's braveness.

"Wenn du Eier hast... brennst du deine Schule nieder." (If you're brave enough you'll burn down your school)

by ILike2WatchMemes May 18, 2022

Stephen Hastings

A slightly less-common word for "Incredibly hot babe who also happens to be hot and chill. He wears the slickest clothes and eats at the chillest restaurants. He is friends with the hottest dudes. Imagine being anything other than a Stephen Hastings in 2018 LUL."

It is a less-common variant of the above, but still widely used in general speech.

That beaver is an absolute Stephen Hastings. Look at it roar.

by kitLUL May 4, 2018

Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021