Tobias Hansen

The very definition of a loser, this person is the saddest person alive. some say that you will end up with a severe depression after being in contact with this being.
You see that guy over there? He is such a Tobias Hansen, ugh!
by TheRealpseudoboss September 16, 2019
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kaden Hansen

Kaden is a super sexy looking man. He never fails to put a smile on your face. No matter what he always makes you feel like you are worth it. Kaden is a very loving man and has a very amazing heart!
Kaden Hansen makes me feel so good about myself he is the love of my life
by Bballplayer12345 June 02, 2023
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sally hansen

Preferably a crayon, or any kind of coloring device that gets inserted into your anus.
The color was periwinkle blue when I got Sally Hansened.
by Boujee Banshee January 13, 2019
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Hansen high school

Hansen high school is a small school in the butt crack middle of Idaho. Where the students are either stone's or they don't shower.
Oh you go to Hansen high school. Where is that?
by Zootedaf123 April 15, 2023
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Scarlett Hoe-Hansen

Drag ‘performer’, if by performer you count putting on women’s clothes and adopting the simplest two or three moves over and over whilst flapping your mouth open and closed with no particular regard to the song being played.

Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.

The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’

No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.

Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
That Scarlett Hoe-Hansen is a bit lame. If I wanted entertainment in the form of someones hands trembling in the air I’d rob a bank.
by TessCo August 12, 2022
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Mr. Hansen

Cool dude, great science teacher, 10/10 would want to take a class with again.
Dude I got Mr. Hansen for science this year!
by TheReal7E September 15, 2022
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Mr. Hansen

A cool dude, full marks for being a great science teacher, would be taught by again 10/10.
Did you hear, this year I have Mr. Hansen for science.
by TheReal7E September 15, 2022
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