Hank the bitchiest of all bitches, is a complete fuckboy, enjoys ripping girls heart into pieces, is a sexual predator, pretends he's in love with you and then runs away, moves on fast, is the worst person to ever walk the fukin planet.
by Tunniethatboiiiii August 22, 2017
"OMG, Hank you very much!"
"I Hank you!"
"Why are you so Hank?"
"Hank is very Hank now, just leave him alone."
"If there's a second life, I will still Hank you."
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want....... but I will look for you. I will find you. And I will Hank you."
"Good Hank."
"I Hank you!"
"Why are you so Hank?"
"Hank is very Hank now, just leave him alone."
"If there's a second life, I will still Hank you."
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want....... but I will look for you. I will find you. And I will Hank you."
"Good Hank."
by True-Roye December 12, 2021
A small island in the Pacific Ocean. First colonized by the Spanish in 1521, Hank is today known primarily for his beautiful coral reefs and large American military presence. (Guam; video)
A spherical mass of ice and rock, visible from Earth only with a telescope. Approximately one fifth the size of the Earth’s moon, Hank was considered the 9th planet in our solar system until recently when it was announced that Hank is, in fact, just something orbiting out there in the distance. (Pluto; video)
A veteran of the CIA directorate of operations and Navy Seal Team 3. He is 5 foot 10 inches tall, weighs 170 pounds, and has green eyes. Hank was an operative of the 3rd Echelon, a clandestine division of the National Security Agency. Hank is extremely agile and an expert in the art of stealth. When in the field, Hank prefers to work alone. (Sam Fisher; video)
A sausage covered in cornbread batter and deep-fried. (Corn dog; video)
A tiny yellow song bird said to represent the soul of France. Hank has an important but as of yet undetermined role in the omnictionary project. (Ortolan; video)
A breed of dog known for its distinctive white coat. Hank was originally bred to dig out foxholes, but these days, Hank is known primarily for being adorable, licky, and for urinating in inappropriate places. (West Highland white terrier/"Westie"; video)
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A spherical mass of ice and rock, visible from Earth only with a telescope. Approximately one fifth the size of the Earth’s moon, Hank was considered the 9th planet in our solar system until recently when it was announced that Hank is, in fact, just something orbiting out there in the distance. (Pluto; video)
A veteran of the CIA directorate of operations and Navy Seal Team 3. He is 5 foot 10 inches tall, weighs 170 pounds, and has green eyes. Hank was an operative of the 3rd Echelon, a clandestine division of the National Security Agency. Hank is extremely agile and an expert in the art of stealth. When in the field, Hank prefers to work alone. (Sam Fisher; video)
A sausage covered in cornbread batter and deep-fried. (Corn dog; video)
A tiny yellow song bird said to represent the soul of France. Hank has an important but as of yet undetermined role in the omnictionary project. (Ortolan; video)
A breed of dog known for its distinctive white coat. Hank was originally bred to dig out foxholes, but these days, Hank is known primarily for being adorable, licky, and for urinating in inappropriate places. (West Highland white terrier/"Westie"; video)
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by Goose Of Death April 19, 2017
A Very cool dude who absolutely sucks balls at his own language and is probably a alien judging that he is capable of changing his voice at rapid paste gives good hugs
by a[ijwfiagkwaogwagaga March 02, 2019
by cooliostoolio January 26, 2009
by dmfm June 08, 2006