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John Hancock Academy

A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place
John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America
by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018
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John Hancock Academy

A place for the following

• whores

• chaw boys

rednecks

autistic
John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America
by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018
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Fort Hancock Middle School

Fort Hancock Middle School commonly known as “la escuela de mekos” the people who live there are currently players. Most of the 7th and 8th graders are hoes so dont fuck with them or else u well get played. Fort Hancock Middle School is also very strict so don’t go to that school. They also have to date people who live nearby since they already played with eachother, so don’t believe them they FAKE!
“I was visiting my grandma and went to Fort Hancock Middle School so im a hoe.”
by yoo mamas a hoe🤣 March 13, 2019
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Hancock Entrance

1) An entrance or appearance that usually results in the damage or destruction of nearby scenery.

2) An intrusion on a conversation that completely kills it and creates an atmosphere of awkwardness.

Comes from the movie Hancock, where the main character, a superhero, made most of his entrances in the first half of the movie by slamming down on the ground from a high altitude, damaging the pavement and nearby property.
By accidentally driving her car into the convenience store, the old lady did a textbook Hancock Entrance

A Hancock Entrance in conversation
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the baseball game yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah! It was total bullshit. The shortstop missed the ball to make the last out!

Guy 1: I saw that. The thing went right between his legs

Guy 3: Your mom's thing went right between his legs!
by uninspired username August 24, 2008
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Hancock

A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.
For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?
by Superkid16 April 11, 2020
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Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job
"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"
by King Quarmby June 28, 2021
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Hancock

To have inappropriate sexual/romantic relations with someone at work.
Gina and Terry in HR are apparently having a hancock.
by Yourwoman November 2, 2021
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