Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.

Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

by yoos July 23, 2024

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David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018

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Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years

Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

by A White Negro May 27, 2023

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Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.

Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!

by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023

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Hairline

Something you don’t have

Your hairline is a McDonald’s sign

by Digbickbo October 23, 2019

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Tegan’s Hairline

This is a holy and unstoppable singularity of power. Even simply getting a glance of it will give you a understanding of the universe and it’s purpose.

White guy: I have searched for so long, I conclude Tegan’s Hairline can only be found by the chosen one

by TheLordOfAllHairline April 18, 2019

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