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emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
by von groovy July 2, 2024
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Gymnastics girl

A gymnast is strong power and goes after what she wants. When she falls she gets back up and tries again. Sometimes she may need some words of encouragement but she is very talented.
Girl 1: Gymnastics is probably so easy!
Gymnastics girl: girl bye ✌️
by Paulett11444333 December 8, 2022
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Spanish Gymnast

A type of oral intercourse. Where the male is lying down with his legs spread apart on the wall, meanwhile his partner goes into a handstand leaning on the opposing wall, whilst orally intercoursing.
Man: Yo I'm feelin the spanish vibes...Wanna do the Spanish Gymnast?
Partner: Yas queen!
by official_allah January 2, 2021
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mental gymnastics

The act of going completely out of your way to come up with the stupidest, most incorrect take possible when the truth couldn't possibly be any more obvious.

Often overlaps with gaslighting.
People who think that Roblox is better than it was ten years ago are practicing Mental Gymnastics.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2024
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legal gymnastics

When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.

It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.

Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.

Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.

Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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gymnast addict

That fucking girl thats 3 or more years younger than you that just shows off how energetic she is because of her youth by pissing you off in every single way and time.
Me:*sits on instagram*
Gymnast addict: wanna see me cartwheel
Me:*ignores*
Gymnast addict: *does it anyways and hits him in the fuckin face*
by Yolo_bruh_Just_yolo June 1, 2017
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gymnast

a gymnast is an amazing person who works their ass off and is super dedicated. they are usually short and have huge muscles. they could lift you lmao. also they are never able to hang out with friends because they are always training at the gym.
a: why does she never able to go out with us
b: oh she's a gymnast
by yourmomisaqueen May 28, 2022
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