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glitch

Seen commonly in the music press:

1. N. A genre of music, sometimes considered a subset of ambient or idm, which focuses on the idea of "errors" as a musical element. The "errors" in question are usually digital; a common element in glitch music is the rhythmic squeaking clicking noise which occurs when you play back a CD which has been badly scratched.

Seen less commonly, sort of local slang:

2. Adj/Adv. Something which produces pleasantly confusing and/or unpleasantly disorienting effects akin to those commonly resulting from listening to glitch music.
3. Verb. Doing something to someone which produces such effects.
1. "Oval is probably the most well-known artist in glitch, and his album "Systemisch" can be said to define the genre."
2. "The entire game consists of rolling up random 3D objects into a big wad and then throwing them into the sky. It's pretty glitch."
3. "'I saw Being John Malkovich this weekend, it totally glitched me."
by mcc February 2, 2005
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Glistle

The act, or process of, getting so savagly sweaty that the sun will glisten off your body, causing all onlookers to shield their eyes and masturbate furiously.
Shit, John was so glistle today that I couldn't help but drop trou and fire one off right there and then.
by Andro Ice Juice October 6, 2007
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Glastonbury Tan

The Glastonbury festival is a huge music festival taking place on a farm during the summer in the UK, it is notorious for getting rained on, and the whole festival ground becoming waterlogged and muddy.

So the Glastonbury tan is where the festival goers get brown all over due to being caked in mud.
my brother came home from the festival with a Glastonbury Tan
by junkothegreat June 30, 2009
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Glastocharriot

To move your stuff from the car to site using a wheely bin
I wish I had a glastocharriot my trolley has just broken and I need to get these four crates of pish like cider, my tent and my wedding dress to the other side of site
by Abu Hamster July 19, 2009
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Glastonbury Tailback

Where someone manages to go for days without pooing at a music festival to avoid the toilets and their dreadful conditions
I just went to the toilet to get rid of my Glastonbury tailback from the weekend.
by TAinsworth June 28, 2010
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glastack

glastack- a word used to replace sprawling, or flailing
did you see johnny fall down the stairs? He full out glastacked!
by bradenpratt September 21, 2018
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Simply_glitch

Simply_glitch is a person on tiktok that needs to be famous, they need 3417827262 followers on tiktok, get them there. They deserve it so much
by Keithisking April 15, 2021
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