Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 4, 2024

san francisco geyser

Where you cum in a dudes butt, and then he farts, thus creating a geyser effect.

Man, Adam gave Cameron a San Francisco geyser last night

by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021

bone geyser

the act of urinating with an erection

With a raging boner and a full bladder, the king had no choice but to do a handstand for his bone geyser

by purple head August 10, 2015

geyser

mitski’s best song

geyser by mitski is amazing

by hinatsurusbitch November 14, 2022

Fremont Geyser

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."

by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

Great Wall of Geysers

A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.

Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"

by dudeimtireduniverse June 6, 2019

Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024