Gp-5 gas mask

The Gp-5 gas mask is a soviet mask created in the 1960s and used through the rest of the Soviet Union, often used by preppers and people trying to look cool. But for some fucking reason little kids are convinced the filters aren't toxic because one questionable Angelfire site told them so, so hundreds of children have died from asbestos poisoning and even more adults because they're too retarded to research the gas mask before purchasing.

"Another little kid just died of asbestos poisoning by using the GP-5 gas mask filter."

by GabrielO June 26, 2018

New Jersey Gas Mask

A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!

I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey May 27, 2023

you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

by roachroast24 December 17, 2008

Gas mask

The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.

Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask

by Harbourama December 21, 2014

Gas mask

The female version of tea bagging. A woman lowers her vagina over the nose and mouth.

Tristan: I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up Blaire was giving me a Gas mask

by Harbourama December 21, 2014

Australian Gas Mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.

~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy February 16, 2024

new england gas mask

the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth

My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night

by Aurora Whorialis July 23, 2024