Gas station

A place to get gas (not farts) or a friend of your enemy

“I’m outta gas let’s go to the gas station”
“Uh oh the gas station is over there”

by Hahakicked December 27, 2018

gas station gun

A firearm that isn't the best in quality, basically something you can buy at a fucking gas station just like it's gas station sushi; usually found in the sub $200 - $350 range and they have known issues but are not limited to:
Light primer strikes
Iron sights falling off
Firing when dropped
Failure to feed
Failure to extract

Customer: Yo dawg you got that new Taurus G3 in the foudy caliber?

Gun shop employee: Yeah man they're really good for what they are, the best quality gas station guns that you can potentially buy.

by Cokeman234 August 5, 2021

Gas Station

See: Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia is the largest gas station in the world.

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor

P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat

by Skeletonpotato June 11, 2018

gas station

mmm car food

i am going to go to the gas station to purchase food for my vehicle

by PLASTIC EATER December 5, 2021

Gas Station

A person you use to gas you up for a short amount of time so you can gain confidence to go to someone hotter, better, and cooler. Basically someone you ghost after they make you feel better about yourself.

Person 1: Hey, Emma, you make me feel really good about myself. Thanks for all the compliments.

Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?

Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)

by Penisinspector123 January 17, 2023

Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022