“You’re nothing but a gas station hoe, I’ve seen you purchasing gas across the street at marathon, you can no longer buy gas from Sunoco anymore. Sorry John”.
by tommymccauley February 5, 2020

Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”
Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
by Broski119 April 21, 2023

by PLASTIC EATER December 5, 2021

An African American individual that is known for stealing, robbing, and overall acting like a dark monkey.
I was just robbed at Sheetz, that Gas Station Grubber stole my car. It was to dark I couldn’t see him.
by Blitzwing86 July 18, 2025

To use a space, usually a bathroom in such a way as to evoke the most unpleasant yet common uses of a public restroom, particularly one in a gas-station. To leave traces of urine, feces, discarded press-on nails, feminine products, prophylactics or other human effluence and trash improperly and unsanitarily disposed of in a shared public space which should be clean for everyone's safety and comfort.
"Don't use the front bathroom, somebody decided to gas-station it." "Dude gas-station -ed his ex-wife's bathroom and tried to get the babysitter to clean it for no additional money, what a jerk." "You may use my bathroom, but don't you dare gas-station it!
by Cionadh October 6, 2021

Gun(s) that you you can buy for very cheap, usually with very poor quality and known with issues of feeding, chambering and limited warranty with very bad resell value. These type of guns usually end up being sent back to the manufacturer within a few weeks of someone purchasing and firing these firearms. Pretty much the same quality as anything from the gas station whether it being gas station knives or gas station sushi.
Hey did you hear about Taylor’s Taurus G2C? That shit blew up on him when he shot +P ammo through it what a fucking gas station gun! Fucking monogoloid should’ve purchased that Smith and Wesson SD40 VE instead.
by Cokeman234 August 2, 2021

A donut
I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
by GullibleOne October 13, 2020
