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Safe girls

A term used by self proclaimed queen bees who ironically have lost their status or never had it to begin with, yet remain completely oblivious of their demotion in society. These former queen bees use the term Safe Girls to derogatorily describe the ex’s new girlfriend in an attempt to discredit the new girlfriend’s beauty and intelligence and to encourage others to buy into her fantasy that she, the queen bee, is not the trifling, insignificant, bitter person she has become.
Hey I heard your ex started dating again and that she is smart and beautiful!

Oh I met her. She’s just one of his safe girls. He wishes he was with me.
by Lil’ Monster July 8, 2020
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Girls feelings

by Hi123454321 May 8, 2018
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2 girls 1 cup

The shit of the internet, which is ironic because the video is about two girls eating shit.
Charlie: "Hey Susan come and watch 2 girls 1 cup with me"

Susan: "Omg my eyes! CHARLIE! WTF??"

Charlie: "I know right? look at the immensity of that shit...even i can't shit like that..amazing!"

Susan: "I think I'm gonna barf"

Charlie: "HOLD IT, LET ME GET THE CAMERA! I'LL CALL IT...'1 GIRL 1 TOILET BOWL'"
by PseudoFuck June 3, 2010
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dear girls above me

A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!

Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.

Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.

Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.

Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
by Shortlegz July 29, 2011
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Navan girls

Navan girls will walk around with orange af tan the black leggings with see through thongs and the caked faces. They usually sit by the playground or the bull tryna get lads. In navan all d girls go around riding the same lads. And somewhat navan girls are unique
by Hackjack November 3, 2018
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ABUAD girls

Girls that love photo shoots . They always take pictures at tennis courts and near trees especially on sundays.
Wow! Your girlfriend takes a lot of pictures. Is she an ABUAD girls?
by David cephus December 2, 2018
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couple goals

When u have a perfect relationship with one another. Barely any fights, lots of laughter, lots of love
OMG Chelsea and Irvin are couple goals
by Carisa housdown May 17, 2019
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