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Gong the Alligator

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.
We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!
by Donk McStuffins January 6, 2020
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Gong moment

An imaginary noise one hears while reaching an epiphany.
Amid the thoughts of the day I had a gong moment and finally it all made sense.
by Neolexicon August 1, 2016
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gong fucker

Gong is the medeval term for shit, Fucker is the act of one fucking

Gong Fucker- one who fucks shit
" I love fucking gong, for I am a gong fucker! Will someone please take a shit for me?"
by jiggy jo momma October 14, 2009
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gong-show

gong-show; a one word term to describe a stupid occurance, or a stupid environement
man trying to show alch the way is like going to a fucking gong-show; man i went to the mall its a fucking gong-show
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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yobble gong

A Yobble Gong is someone who smells like fish,curry and urine. It is genuinely used when describing a creature that goes by the name of “ Donald Trump ”.
He’s such a Yobble Gong!
Look at that Yobble Gong!!
by BILBOxSWAGGINS69 February 15, 2018
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Falun Gong

1. A traditional Chinese spiritual discipline for mind and body. The practice involves slow, gentle movements and meditation. Its principles are based on Truth, Compassion, and Tolerance.

2. A spiritual practice that is currently being persecuted in China and is being attacked by propoganda.
The people practiced Falun Gong excercises together in the morning at the park.

The Falun Gong practitioner did not talk back when being insulted.
by Arlune April 14, 2005
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Bang a Gong

The act of snorting a line of Cocaine.
Wanna bang a gong of this eightball?
by Phillip H. Donahue December 6, 2003
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