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1. To "glaze" someone is to means to give them compliments that are so over-top, or so continuous that it comes across as cringe worthy or phony.

2. To rave, or gas someone up to the point it's cringe worthy or phony.
"He's so amazing, he's like the best player on the team. I can't believe we get to play with him. Look! He's shooting the ball, now. Wow, that was just so cool. I still can't believe we're on the same team as him." -Felix

"You're glazing."-Josh
Needless fanboyism and praise of a person, piece of media, food item etc. Glazing occurs when someone gets so carried away by a stimulus that they proceed to speak of it in very hyperbolic terms, all while being serious and unaware of the cringe it induces. Glazing tends to occur more commonly in fandoms having many younger fans.
Bro 1: Yo, I'm watching Succession right now.
Bro 2: Yeah? I hear it's really good.
Bro 1: Yeah man. I'm literally a different person at the end of each episode.
Bro 2: Alright, now that's glazing. I know it's good, but come on.
Glazing by MedimixAyurvedicSoap August 28, 2025
The act of sucking up to, idolizing, or otherwise entirely praising someone. Synonymous with meatriding, and dickriding
Person 1: dude did you read the Invincible comic where Conquest goes back to Thragg?
Person 2: yeah, what did he say exactly?
Person 1: “forgive me sire, for I have failed you my liege”
Person 2: wow, two honorifics in one sentence, the glazing is immaculate!
Glazing by Competitive Masturbation September 7, 2025

Glazing the elephant 

Joe was caught glazing the elephant over the new equipment

Glazing logs 

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.
Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"
Glazing logs by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015