fiddlediggle

the act of waking up immediately masturbating and aiming the jizz into ur hair to then use as hair gel for the day

danister: how did you get your hair to look like that?
lilipus: just fiddlediggle

by danisterrrrrr October 27, 2022

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Fuddle

Fuddle is a slang term. The meaning behind is where a guy and a girl cuddle but the guy has the tip of his pecker In the girl but they don’t fuck just cuddle

John: “yeah bro me and Sarah fuddled last night.

Jack: “bro really so were me and your sister”

John: “hehe that’s cool bro…..wait what”

by JunoBlevins September 3, 2022

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The act of farting into the urethra of an already recently farted-on penis; typically during an anal experience, typically accomplished in a huddle position.

There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.

This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.

I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you

“Hey, I appreciate farts during our one-on-one intercourse, but do you have a friend or an auditor you can call to fuddle around?”

“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss

by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023

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