fuck a duck

to fuck shawn...bcuz he is a duck

um...figure out ur own ex

by um... January 28, 2004

Fuck a duck

This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.

"Hi. Would you like to-?"
"GO FUCK A DUCK. Go on. The pond's over there."
"I...er...okay."

by Sean Bassett January 09, 2013

Go fuck a duck

Something weird and silly to say whether it is meant to be hurtful or not

Friend: your a biiiiiitch
you: o why dont you go fuck a duck

by alex.me March 25, 2021

fuck different ducks

1. To run with a different crowd than someone else.

2. To belong to a different clique or have a different group of friends.

Dude, it's pretty kickass that even though we fuck different ducks, we can still be tight.

by lydie22 March 26, 2009

lord fuck a duck

A creative way of saying holy fuck, what the fuck, the fuck, and basically any sentence that has fuck in it and is used in this manner.

Dude, he's drunk again.

Lord fuck a duck!

by Another Disposable Teen January 29, 2011

duck fuck

The aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.

Jenny: Hey, Liz why are you walking like that?

Liz: Frank duck fucked me so hard last night.

by SwagBoi234 August 15, 2010

duck fuck

When two individuals engage in oral sex immediately after having sexual intercourse. Derived from the animal itself, ducks eat the stuff off the grass after a rainfall, like oral sex after sex.

"you wanna duck fuck?"

by melissa3delta May 05, 2006