A great school with a nationally ranked Top 25 Football team (although with a shitty kicker), excellent professors, huge parties, gorgeous women, and an all around awesome "college experience". There is a thriving Greek system, and the school even has its own winery. The brand new 103 million dollar, 15,000 seat Save Mart Center on campus hosts Fresno State basketball, volleyball, and bands such as Metallica, Beyonce, and many others. The Save Mart Center was recently named the 10th busiest building in the world by Pollstar magazine. State's new Henry Madden Library opening in Spring 09' will be the largest library out of any other University in California.
I went to Fresno State because I felt like having a gnarly ass college experience instead of all those losers who decided to stay at home with their Mommy and Daddy, minimum wage jobs, and community college.
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Madi was supposed to be a sophomore, but her school held her back when she moved states. Making her a freshman, or how she likes to put it, a Freshomore.
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This food is known to make girlies cream there jeans on the spot.. One of the most orgasmic foods ever invented!
by SaraNe2008 August 10, 2008
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REAL SAN FRANCISCANS CALL IT FRISCO
REAL SAN FRANCISCANS CALL IT FRISCO
Real San Franciscan: "Man, Frisco is hella tight."
Fake San Franciscan: "Frisco? you must not be from here you retard. Nobody from San Francisco calls it Frisco."
Every other real San Franciscan in the area then beats the fake guy down.
Fake San Franciscan: "Frisco? you must not be from here you retard. Nobody from San Francisco calls it Frisco."
Every other real San Franciscan in the area then beats the fake guy down.
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On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
Nicole: Hey, should I go to Fresno City College next year; I want a good job?
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
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2 fugitives hiding out under a bridge in The City got caught by police when asked where are they from and one responded "Frisco". The cop stated that "no one in The City calls it Frisco".
by Mr Wall December 30, 2005
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1.a rich mexican boy who is basically a metrosexual - wears very stylish clothes, cares a lot about his hair, and usually pops his collar
2. in other words, a male fresa
(see fresa)
1.a rich mexican boy who is basically a metrosexual - wears very stylish clothes, cares a lot about his hair, and usually pops his collar
2. in other words, a male fresa
(see fresa)
by raggy biotch October 2, 2005
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