Frank

A cross between a hyena and a jack rabbit, this loud laughing creature can be heard devouring its lunch or dinner from miles away. It very rarely sleeps and prays on unsuspecting problems in the I.T. environment.

Holy shit dub, is that a Frank?

by Mitchell Von Nunya May 15, 2008

Frank

A dead beat dad who smells like shit, looks like shit and likes to talk some shit. A white male that thinks he is the best thing that walks the earth but aint shit. A punk, a whore, a slut a man who aint going to amount to anything in life. A zero a straight up fag and loser.

Man -"Did you hear about Frank getting another 16yr old pregnant on purpose?"

Woman - "Yeah how many kids does he have now?"

Man - "Shit man like 11, he is fucking dead beat dad who dont take care of his kids!"

Woman - "What a fucking loser, you heard the story of him about a girl who gagged on his dick not because he was too big but because his dick was too smelly ha ha ha!! "The girl said his meat smelled like hot trash and rotten eggs!!"

Man - "Damn that man must stink tell him he needs to wash his ass next time you see him!"

by playaboy November 28, 2010

Franked

It's when you have crappy dial-up and it kicks you off the internet and when you get back on AIM and you get tired of explaing to everyone what happened so you just tell them you franked.

I franked again. Dail-up sucks.

by jimmythefish150 August 8, 2008

Frank

Frank: Frank is a bitch.

adverb:
Frank has a hairline that goes back like lucky charms rainbow so magical not delicious.

" Hey its a Frank , We better get out of here."

by Basimeki May 12, 2017

Frank Such

To have a dumb ginger moment whenever someone talks to you

What's your name "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Darren"
This moment is called a Frank Such

Ask someone to pass you a glass hammer and they do, they have committed a Frank Such

by LukeBrown October 11, 2006

frank

hello urban dictionary, i'd like to say a huge "fuck you" to your "don't write about inside jokes" rule. i am now proceeding to break it!

frank is the sexiest spider you will ever meet. you first will meet eyes with him in the corner of the ceiling while taking a hot steamy shower. you then will proceed to slam him with a couch pillow and send him into the dark realm (this is to assert dominance, don't be a beta male and get scared, BE SIGMA AND RAIL HIM!!!)

"i found frank in the bathroom"

"OMG, did you assert your dominance?"

by hotmommymilkers1002 July 17, 2021

Franked

1)(Verb) To be cucked specifically by a relative(i.e cousin.)

Hey bro, I heard you got Franked on Thursday, are you alright?

by Dj shrimp dick June 30, 2022