Floral Park

Listen, I know you've seen a LOT of people say Floral Park sucks because we got nothing to do here. But let me tell you how it really is....
-Yes, kids start drinking in 8th grade (not when their 8 or even 5, like I've heard).
-Yes, people do smoke A LOT (starting in 9th-10th grade)
-Yes, we do have a lot of nail salons and bars.
-Yes, we do have really good cops that keep us safe from the homies in elmont and south floral park.
-No, we don't think we live in the OC.
-No, we don't have crazy emo people.
-No, we don't consider ourselves black.
-We're just Long Islanders who mind our own business (and who pay higher taxes then some rich ass people in the Hamptons) so if you got a problem with us, fuck off and just don't come here then.

Guy from Floral Park - "Floral Park is cool."

Guy from Garden City - "We got more money than you go back to your poor ass 'hood'."

Guy from Floral Park - "Why don't you go cry to your mommy before I kick your ass there."

by Flo Po Lax January 26, 2009

Feral Human

Someone who lives outdoors, has no permanent address, an aversion to regular bathing, or an aversion to regular work. Also known as a Urban Outdoorsman or a bum.

Every morning for the last year the feral humans outside my office hit me up for change. It's like a going to work tax.

by El_Torro October 6, 2010

ferality

Noun, word used to describe really filthy, manky, disgusting living conditions, not necessarily inhabited by 'ferals'. Such living conditions transcend normal grossness and are rampantly foul. Ferality can be seen in some student flats and at campsites at music festivals. Also used to describe the way of life and attitude that accompanies such living conditions.

When you use an empty bacon packet as a plate and a lighter as a fork and make bongs out of salamis (and use them), you know you're living in ferality.

by Kunchamum January 8, 2009

Feral People

feral people-those who live in the inner city and prey upon each other and the citizens of that city ignoring the law and disrespecting everyone including their peers

The feral people shoot each other on a regular basis as a part of their culture or lack thereof.

by Jacques Lapine January 7, 2012

feral druid

A Feral Druid is a Druid who adheres to the principle of owning stuff while cleverly disguised as a cat, bear, or dire bear.

Mage: Oh snaps! Did you see that Bear totally maul that warrior?

Rogue: Yeah, it must've been a Feral Druid!

by Umbreon September 6, 2006

Floral Park

Small town on the border of Queens and Nassua filed with a healthy mix of drunk and sexed up wiggers/punks/preps (as well as the rest of the generic population.) To those above the age of 30, Flo Po may seem like a future parent's dream land. To those under the age of 18 (or without a liscense), it worst place on Long Island to live. Esp to those teenagers that attend Floral Park Memorial.

The cops are real assholes in Flo Po.

by Angela March 23, 2005

fjoralba

She is Albanian,She is really kind and she loves hanging out with real people but she has a lot of fake friends,She is a little bit jealous when people are better than her and she shows it.

Fjoralba is Albanian do not mess

by Albanians are littttt! November 11, 2019