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Faux Glo

A fake tan created by use of sprays, lotions, tanning beds, or a combination of the aforementioned.

Pronounced: fow-glow
"Chelse was totally white yesterday when I saw her and today she looks like she's been at the beach all week."

"It must be a faux glo"
by Chesty what what December 22, 2005
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faux-homo

fo-homo
1)Fake gay.
2)When your straight friends do something that questions their sexuality.
3)Worse than a metrosexual.
Lance:"Wanna go to the game tonight I got free tix."
Dave:"I would but I have a mani/pedi appointment."
Lance:"Dude that's faux-homo!"
by MoTaGoD August 6, 2010
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Faux-hemian

Faux (fake) bohemian. A variation on yuppie, this type of person likes to act like an artsy, poor bohemian on the outskirts of society when they are in fact a middle-class ex-californian obsessed with fitting in. Seen most often in Portland, OR and other similar yuppie-ville towns.
Colin: That guy with the local coffee, expensive vintage clothing and typewriter is so popular in Hawthorne! I wonder why he never smiles?

Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
by EastPortlandGal October 28, 2008
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Faux Decker

The more-merciful relative of the dreaded Upper Decker.

A Faux Decker is executed by:

1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;

2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;

3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.

Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.

The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"

Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"

Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"
by FunkPumpkin October 4, 2011
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Faux Scope

A move often performed by noobs in Call of Duty games who think they can no scope. The shot consists of the player firing a semi automatic sniper rifle repeatably at unrealistic speeds from the hip and getting a lucky shot. It requires absolutely no skill whatsoever.
Noob: OMG I NO SCOPE HEAD SHOTTED YOU
You: You mean a faux scope you stupid noob
by RedAchilles March 5, 2011
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faux pierre

I just wasn't feeling it last night, so I gave her a Faux Pierre.
by Modustrollens85 September 5, 2017
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faux-bae

A fake boyfriend/girlfriend, usually for the purpose of fending off unwanted suitors.
"Hey, did you hear Hannah's going out with Trevor?"
"Nah, dude, Trevor's her faux-bae."

"Damn."
by Hahid September 18, 2016
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