Faux Ho

Someone who dresses like a ho but won’t put out

Guy 1 – That is the shortest skirt I have ever seen, she must be easy

Guy 2 – Don’t bother trying...she’s a faux ho

by Jo1981 April 1, 2010

Faux-miliarity

When someone one doesn't know greets one as a friend, and the other party does not dispute the mistaken identity.

Person One: Hey, how's that new job working out for you?

Person Two: Uh... it's... great?

Person One: That's awesome! Give me a call sometime.

Person Two: Sure... big guy... See ya later.

by Jason and Richard August 19, 2003

faux-homo

fo-homo
1)Fake gay.
2)When your straight friends do something that questions their sexuality.
3)Worse than a metrosexual.

Lance:"Wanna go to the game tonight I got free tix."
Dave:"I would but I have a mani/pedi appointment."
Lance:"Dude that's faux-homo!"

by MoTaGoD August 6, 2010

Faux Scope

A move often performed by noobs in Call of Duty games who think they can no scope. The shot consists of the player firing a semi automatic sniper rifle repeatably at unrealistic speeds from the hip and getting a lucky shot. It requires absolutely no skill whatsoever.

Noob: OMG I NO SCOPE HEAD SHOTTED YOU
You: You mean a faux scope you stupid noob

by RedAchilles March 5, 2011

faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃

The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵

by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

Faux-hemian

Faux (fake) bohemian. A variation on yuppie, this type of person likes to act like an artsy, poor bohemian on the outskirts of society when they are in fact a middle-class ex-californian obsessed with fitting in. Seen most often in Portland, OR and other similar yuppie-ville towns.

Colin: That guy with the local coffee, expensive vintage clothing and typewriter is so popular in Hawthorne! I wonder why he never smiles?

Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.

by EastPortlandGal October 28, 2008