The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.
Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.
Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.
Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.
Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.
Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-
"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"
*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony
"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"
*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony
by ACG2x September 09, 2004
(Noun): A father who cannot accept the fact his kid sucks at sports and will complain about playing time to coaches, managers, law enforcement, congress, the president, etc.. If the father still acts this way when his child is in college then he becomes a proud grandfather.
Why they hell did Jimbo write the letter to the school board about his son warming the bench the entire game, doesn't the proud father know the last time coach played Jimbo Jr., he score a basket for the other team.
by MJVFB January 23, 2014
Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...
Cole: *sweating*
Maury: Cole You are not the father!
Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!
Cole: *sweating*
Maury: Cole You are not the father!
Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!
by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011
Person one- oh no I am dying please someone save me
Person two- look! It’s crow father
Crow father- (screeching noises)
Person two- look! It’s crow father
Crow father- (screeching noises)
by Iamsimplypoggers April 26, 2021
A divorced Father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his Facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving Father.
Dick is such a Facebook Father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on FB.
by Crazy86 September 01, 2012
If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.
"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."
*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*
*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*
by Royal_Defense710 October 19, 2014
1. A father who does not acknowledge his children.
2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.
3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.
2. A father who acknowledges a child or children privately and not publicly.
3. A father who acknowledges paternity but does not take responsibility equal to the mother for meeting the child's needs.
by Denverite3 December 11, 2014