Ah, Lake Mary. A city of dreams, a city of nightmares. It's a small place, 15-20 min. north of Orlando. One of the wealthier suburbs, though not in the league of Winter Park or some such place. Roughly 15,000 people live here, though it usually fells like a lot less (except when the snowbirds fly in).
Places to go: On the whole, Lake Mary is a pretty respectable. Has its rich areas and its poor areas, all quite nice. But wait to you cross over I-4. Then you're in the big leagues, son. There's Heathrow, Alaqua, the non-neighborhood Markham Woods, and for the true assholes with money to burn, there's Alaqua Lakes, rated the most exclusive neighborhood in Seminole County. Should you ever need to capture a real-life poser or wannabe for testing medicines or whatever, that's your place to be. Too rich for the city, too poor for Alaqua, but snobbish enough for Beverly Hills. Homes here start in the $750K range. Country Club membership, $14K minimum. No non-millionaires need apply.
Things to do: Nothing really. Simple answer, go to Orlando.
There's also Lake Mary High School. Generally a solid school, great academically, but with it's fair share of assholes, though Lake Mary Prep draws most away.
That should cover it. Lake Mary, upper-middle-class suburb of Orlando. Move here if you can afford to, but be prepared for a wave of asshattery unparalleled in the South. Nice place. Yeah.
Places to go: On the whole, Lake Mary is a pretty respectable. Has its rich areas and its poor areas, all quite nice. But wait to you cross over I-4. Then you're in the big leagues, son. There's Heathrow, Alaqua, the non-neighborhood Markham Woods, and for the true assholes with money to burn, there's Alaqua Lakes, rated the most exclusive neighborhood in Seminole County. Should you ever need to capture a real-life poser or wannabe for testing medicines or whatever, that's your place to be. Too rich for the city, too poor for Alaqua, but snobbish enough for Beverly Hills. Homes here start in the $750K range. Country Club membership, $14K minimum. No non-millionaires need apply.
Things to do: Nothing really. Simple answer, go to Orlando.
There's also Lake Mary High School. Generally a solid school, great academically, but with it's fair share of assholes, though Lake Mary Prep draws most away.
That should cover it. Lake Mary, upper-middle-class suburb of Orlando. Move here if you can afford to, but be prepared for a wave of asshattery unparalleled in the South. Nice place. Yeah.
by LakeMaryFTW August 13, 2010
A neighborhood in ft.lauderdale Florida home on the real niggas the real Hustals we get it of the strength
by D1h November 5, 2018
The Butterfly capital of the world - A medium sized, mostly forgotten suburb located smack dab between the upscale snob infested Boca Raton and the declining Coral Springs/Margate area. The main tourist attraction is a Casino, and about four Mcdonalds located literally within seconds of each other. There are two parts of town - old Coconut Creek (Copans Rd, Coconut Creek High) and new Coconut Creek (north Lyons Rd, Monarch High). Car dealerships are everywhere. The only real entertainment besides recreational parks is the newly opened Promenade, a shopping district and downtown area which debuted in November of 2008. It is overwhelmed with bodybuilding teenagers and pick up basketball and football games can be found at any moment.
by ThreeBabySeals April 13, 2011
A shit county smack in the middle of an even shittier state, Florida, the United States's Syphilis ridden penis. The residents, aka the dirty fucking pubic crabs, and their government, a bunch of circus clowns on methamphetamines, together make this county an absolutely unbearable place to live.
Let me give you some demographics:
As of writing this we have 740,000 residents.
Of those residents:
- 400,000 are cousin fucking rednecks whose idea of dressing up is putting on some stained hepatitis infested shorts, a shitty camo shirt (even though they haven't hunted a day in their life), and beat up leather boots covered in cow shit.
- 300,000 are entitled old drunks who think that they are big shit because they drive a crappy 1992 Audi with 200,000 miles. These people have created their own language similar to Groot's in which they say two phrases with various tones in order to convey their thoughts. These phrases are "I want to see your manager!" and "Fuck n***gers." Learn this language and you will unlock the key to decoding their dementia fueled thoughts.
- All the rest are the rare few people who are actually sufferable.
As far as things to do, there aren't really that many things to do in Lee County that don't make you want to give a blowjob to a shotgun. Some things that come to mind are shooting up heroin, abusing prescriptions, and swimming in the toxic cesspool that is the Gulf of Mexico. That's basically it...
Let me give you some demographics:
As of writing this we have 740,000 residents.
Of those residents:
- 400,000 are cousin fucking rednecks whose idea of dressing up is putting on some stained hepatitis infested shorts, a shitty camo shirt (even though they haven't hunted a day in their life), and beat up leather boots covered in cow shit.
- 300,000 are entitled old drunks who think that they are big shit because they drive a crappy 1992 Audi with 200,000 miles. These people have created their own language similar to Groot's in which they say two phrases with various tones in order to convey their thoughts. These phrases are "I want to see your manager!" and "Fuck n***gers." Learn this language and you will unlock the key to decoding their dementia fueled thoughts.
- All the rest are the rare few people who are actually sufferable.
As far as things to do, there aren't really that many things to do in Lee County that don't make you want to give a blowjob to a shotgun. Some things that come to mind are shooting up heroin, abusing prescriptions, and swimming in the toxic cesspool that is the Gulf of Mexico. That's basically it...
by Anon7484859291 July 12, 2019
a town in the middle of no where. nobody really knows of this town. and nobody in this town is worth shit. everybody lies and cheats. the highschool kids act like there 22. and the middle school kids act like there 18. and the adults act like there kids. everyone is either stuck up or stuck up someones ass. everyone needs to have apporval from someone even though they say they dont. everyone wants to fit in even though they clam they stick out. most people lie. actually everybody does. this town is worth nothing. and is a waste of space.
The Town Of Saint Cloud, FL Is Basically Full Of Wannabes Hasbeens And Untrusthworthy Whores And Dicks.
The Town Of Saint Cloud, FL Is Basically Full Of Wannabes Hasbeens And Untrusthworthy Whores And Dicks.
by Better Then You. November 23, 2007
Storm chaser best known for being part of the Rolling Fork EF-4 tornado correlation coefficient drop.
Don't try to intercept a wedge tornado after dark inside of a town or you may get Chris FL Tornado'd!
by Sexy April 17, 2023
A little town where the crack heads can be found if you want your local dose this is the town to go. People can usually be seen with little to few teeth and a trashy life style. Natural whore attraction. Looking for a quickie? Don and crash can be could walking around at any time of the day.
by Just_a_typical_guy December 19, 2016